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"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Projectile painting.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Who are you?

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Warhol Exhibit

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

Igloo Art.

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

Artist's Perspective

"The innocence seems forced."

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Junk Art

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"

Francis Bacon

'Well at least it's politically correct!'