Art Enthusiast Nephew Prints

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Projectile painting.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Who are you?

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Warhol Exhibit

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

Igloo Art.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Junk Art

Artist's Perspective

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

"The innocence seems forced."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

Francis Bacon

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"