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"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'Genius?! Pah! A five-year-old could paint this.' 'Perhaps... But a five-year-old couldn't convince anyone it was great art. Therein lies the genius.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Larry's used art

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

That shows business confidence.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Oligarchy

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"The overthinker"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.