Art Class Observer Gifts

'If they'd pay us more, we'd be better nourished.'

bird interprets modern art

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Horse statue throws off rider.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Tinnitus?"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Cubism Model

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'It's just a first draft.'

Graffiti Art Class

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

'Somebody offered him £25.000.00 for the rag he cleans his brushes with.'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Russian bombers in California

The artist

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

Damien Hirst

'Tell Marketing the feedback on new logo and brand name is all positive.'

'You see productivity levels. I see a naked lady.'