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Symbolism for Artists

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Cariactures

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Time Machine Collision

X-ray Psychology.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

What's an Imax cave?

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Salmon Run

The Origami Society...

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.