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Symbolism for Artists

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Cariactures

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The Amazing Man-Spider

Venus

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Mr. Punch in Venice

X-ray Psychology.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Time Machine Collision

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The Origami Society...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

The Salmon Run

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'