Art And Tech Enthusiast Gifts

Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Larry's used art

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Alien David statue

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

That shows business confidence.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

The height of fashion in 1796

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."