Art And Tech Enthusiast Gifts

Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Larry's used art

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Alien David statue

Claus 2.0

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

That shows business confidence.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

The height of fashion in 1796

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.