Art And Illustration Appreciator Gifts

"Love your ambiance!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Pastries and Candy

Misunderstood artist

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.