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Eighty Years of Progress (2)

The Artist

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Shell Fire

Juggler and Illusionist

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'