Art And Culture Appreciators Prints

Eighty Years of Progress (2)

The Artist

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Shell Fire

Juggler and Illusionist

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Easter Candy Island.

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.