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"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

The Origami Society...

Loan Alley

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Mr. Punch in Venice

What's an Imax cave?

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Picasso: The Early Years

They were mysteriously drawn together

Framed Lady

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Amateurs."

"He gets easily abstracted."