Art Addict Mugs

"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Paul Klee

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Cariactures

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

That shows business confidence.

Venus

The height of fashion in 1796

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Horti-Culture

Where Indian ink came from.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Distractions Of The Great

Use your imagination.