Art Adorer Mugs

Comic strip interior designers.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Artist

Paul Klee

Cocktails on the verandah.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Cariactures

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

That shows business confidence.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

(Camel paintings)

The height of fashion in 1796

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

German Expressionist Breakfast

Where Indian ink came from.

Distractions Of The Great

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Use your imagination.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'