Arsenal Loyalist Prints

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Footballers - Sol Campbell

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Ball and Chain

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Replica Football Merchandise

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Footballers - Ray Parlour

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'I see Arsenal has just paid £10m. . . Three spectators from Rangers.'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

Now Wenger is taking the Mick!

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'Frankly Ron, I haven't been completely loyal.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Tommy Docherty.