Late-night Loyalist Prints

Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Voter impatience.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

Football addict

'Books that stayed books.'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

The Republican Machine

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

"... To be honest, I've forgotten what it was I joined up to forget."

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

"Well that certainly took long enough! Next on the hit list...the Tea Party and that dang Glenn Beck."

Making a list, checking it twice...

'I'm protesting that I'm missing Cash in the Attic.'

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling this a @#$% book club.

'George is Jessica Ennis' biggest fan.'