Aromatic Apartment Dwellers Pillows

Noah's Dinghy

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Shakespeare Street

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Old Book Smell

'No it's still not fixed'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

Cat and Broom

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

Fire Escapes

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'