Aromatherapy Skeptic Mugs

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Aromatherapy for Men

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

Calm down...this is for your own good.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

House of Wishful Thinking

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."