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"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Too much cilantro

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

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Pheromones.

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Plant Lady

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Gardeners

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'Look what my son gave me!'