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"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Too much cilantro

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

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Pheromones.

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Plant Lady

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Gardeners

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

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'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'Look what my son gave me!'

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'