Aroma Chaser Mugs

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Tired Sleigh Dog.

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

"You're not happy with the perfume your husband bought you, are you?"

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"I'm detecting notes of honeysuckle, apple, and. . . yes, freshly minted money."

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'