Army Supplier Pillows

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Great Bargain

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Democracy, okay?'

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

"Ah, Master Turnip, I see you're on a defence contract too!"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Cyberwarfare

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

The Unknown Military Contractor