Army Major T-Shirts

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

Servicemen.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

'...and this is the Mess.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Kosovo.

An Arm and a Leg.

At a Country House

Used to it.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'