Armchair Diagnosis Expert Mugs

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

How long have you been delusional?

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

"There are several words I could use to describe your condition, but I'm leaning towards whiney."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'You deserve one another, but I don't deserve you!'

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

Mystery section...

A therapist hides behind sandbags as a general talks of war.

"I guess 80 is the new 100."

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

Welcome to the North Pole

Elderly Tarzan...

Buried Rubbish

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Tunnel of Anxiety

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

'While we're on the subject of your dual personality...it would be nice if one of you would pay me once in a while.'

"You've omitted your previous patient experience and recommendations from two other doctors."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"