Armchair Attorney Mugs

'This courtroom drama has made me want to sue, sue, sue.'

'I picked it all up from daytime TV.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Turkish Democracy

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I think they're up to something.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Carrot VS Stick

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

Militant Pacifists

EU

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

"Ahh, shade."

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.