Armageddon Curious Gifts

"Armageddon-hotline, please select your current fer from our menu. . ."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Optimist

Apocalypse Research Center

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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The Future

New York Gondolier

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

The End is Nigh

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."