Armageddon Curious Gifts

"Armageddon-hotline, please select your current fer from our menu. . ."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Optimist

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier

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The Future

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The End is Nigh

"The end of the world is nigh."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."