Aristocracy Analyst Prints

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'New money or old money?'

Duchess

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'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

"It's non-negotiable."

Queen

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Donald Trump

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"So what are you the earl of?"

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

Downtrodden Abbey

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

The Nobility Scooter

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

So Sympathetic

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

View Down Ladies' Mile