Argumentative Techie Mugs

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

If Disney was a software company

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

All the apps hidden within a phone

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

I've always been slower than computers...

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Statue of liberty selfie

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

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