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"That's enough, boys! Take it outside or online!"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Very Difficult Conversations

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"So, what are you reading?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Spelling a newspaper

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Vladimir Nabokov

'What did He do before he was God?'