Argumentative Discussion Gifts

'Well, somebody here called for a debate!'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

What's normal?

Dialogue

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Very Difficult Conversations

Political convention

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Skeptic Tank.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."