Archive Manager Pillows

Computer Address Book.

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Catalogue of little books.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'Lost Diary'

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"