Architectural Adventurers Pillows

"Mobile Tree Home"

"There's an uncertain feeling in the air..."

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

'What's on the other side?...'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Odd Mortarboards.

Farmer's Market.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.