Archery Humorist T-Shirts

ACME HEALTH INSURANCE, 'Let's see... 'Accidents... Alligators... Apes... Avalanches...' -- Sorry, sir. There's nothing in your policy about 'Arrows.''

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

A Hole in the Dike

Football Chameleon

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Alternative fielding positions

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."