Archery Humorist Mugs

ACME HEALTH INSURANCE, 'Let's see... 'Accidents... Alligators... Apes... Avalanches...' -- Sorry, sir. There's nothing in your policy about 'Arrows.''

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bullseye!

Pete Sampras

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."