Arboriculturalist Mugs

Chestnut Mushroom

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"First time pruning?"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

An old man growing berries

Cats and gardens.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'In Love'

Tree Passion

Gardening#2

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Mad about Roses!

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'