Arboreal Interests Mugs

Painting taking root...

"First time pruning?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

Tree Squirrel

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"Nice work, doctor. Where did you complete your resin-dency?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"I will avenge you, Father."

"It's called being preemptive."

'You don't make house calls? But you're a tree surgeon...'

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

"I love trees."

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

Tree at the barber's.

Tree to man carrying it, 'plant me there!'

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Classic Ecomaniac.

"The biopsy came back benign.....but I still want you to see a tree surgeon."

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

'Don't worry - it's all bark and no bite!'

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

"You were very brave."