Arboreal Interests Mugs

Painting taking root...

"First time pruning?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Tree Squirrel

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Nice work, doctor. Where did you complete your resin-dency?"

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

"I will avenge you, Father."

"It's called being preemptive."

'You don't make house calls? But you're a tree surgeon...'

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

"I love trees."

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

Tree at the barber's.

Tree to man carrying it, 'plant me there!'

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"The biopsy came back benign.....but I still want you to see a tree surgeon."

Classic Ecomaniac.

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

'Don't worry - it's all bark and no bite!'

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"You were very brave."