Arachnid Architect Pillows

I.M. sPEIder

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Snow Bridge.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"He wants to be an architect."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Blatant competition in nature.

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'What luck!'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Arachnophunnies"

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

Black Widow Diet

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'