Arachnid Architect Pillows

I.M. sPEIder

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Snow Bridge.

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Spider Press-Ups

Blatant competition in nature.

"He wants to be an architect."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'What luck!'

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

Black Widow Diet

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"Arachnophunnies"

'Visit my website.'