Arachnid Appreciators Prints

'You're quick to criticise, but slow to help.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Blatant competition in nature.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"Arachnophunnies"

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Black Widow Diet

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

'What luck!'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'Visit my website.'