Aquatic Theme Avoider Mugs

Any requests for songs that aren't about fish? Jazz Butcher.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Civilized Salmon

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Where's your goldfish?'

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

I hate jacuzzi day.

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

The pair of socks waited confidently in the corner, secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, no one ever suspects the socks.

Too posh to wash...

'Nature makes me nervous!'

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'