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'I hate evolution!'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Candid Camera store.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Get out of my face!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

Elephant ass selfie.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

The One That Got Away