Aquascaping Gifts

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Civilized Salmon

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'So what have you been up to?'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

I love my cape

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Marine Pollution

"You have sewage between your teeth."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Fish Farm.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

The Threat to the Environment

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Fish Food

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."