Aquascaping Gifts

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Civilized Salmon

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

I love my cape

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Marine Pollution

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Fish Farm.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Fish Food

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

The Threat to the Environment