Aquarium Visits Mugs

'You must be the genius who decided to practice his scuba diving in the piranah tank at the aquarium.'

"Maybe it means something different in Dolphin?"

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Zoo.

Seagiraffes

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Horror movies

"Look, a bug!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Giraffe Selfie

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I don't do windows."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'