Aquarium Visits Mugs

'You must be the genius who decided to practice his scuba diving in the piranah tank at the aquarium.'

"Maybe it means something different in Dolphin?"

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Zoo.

Seagiraffes

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Horror movies

"Look, a bug!"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Lazy Octopus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Giraffe Selfie

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Zoo: No Hunting.