Aquarium Philosopher Prints

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Lazy Octopus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I wish I was creative'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Lap fish..."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."