Aquarium Decorator Mugs

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

'Hey, buddy. . . do you mind if I crash with you for a bit? She kicked me out of the house.'

'They're hideous, aren't they?'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"I don't do windows."

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I wish I was creative'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Just water for me, please."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."