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Happy Hour

"I like to start après-ski early."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Skier and his dog.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'It is too snowing!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

Cold Beers and Skiers

Skier.

Piste-side Hotel

Ski Holidays.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Evolved to Ski.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Ski-ball.

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'You sure you've done this before?'

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Ski-lift clothes line.

"Oh thank God!"