Approaching Centenarian T-Shirts

Honor a approaching centenarian with a fun, personalized t-shirt that celebrates 100 years of life—ideal for the big birthday party or for everyday bragging rights.

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"Who wants to be 100? Only 99-year olds..."

"Who wants to be 100? Only 99-year olds..." mockup

"Who wants to be 100? Only 99-year olds..."

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"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date." mockup

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

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Do you think I'm sixty?

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The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising. mockup

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

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'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.' mockup

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

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'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!' mockup

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

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"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty." mockup

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

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'Fortune telling/retirement planning' mockup

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!" mockup

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

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worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078, mockup

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

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"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..." mockup

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

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'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.' mockup

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

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"He was just a year away from retirement."

"He was just a year away from retirement." mockup

"He was just a year away from retirement."

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"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?"

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?" mockup

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?"

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"Your job is safe - at least until you're too old to be hired for another job but not so old that you can retire."

"Your job is safe - at least until you're too old to be hired for another job but not so old that you can retire." mockup

"Your job is safe - at least until you're too old to be hired for another job but not so old that you can retire."

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'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.' mockup

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

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It's 10pm do you know where your 401-k is?'

It's 10pm do you know where your 401-k is?' mockup

It's 10pm do you know where your 401-k is?'

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'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!' mockup

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

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"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

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