Appreciating Classic Albums Mugs

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Deflator mouse

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Caesar salad?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Berta screams out!

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

The Mother Of Damocles

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

They met at the Met.

Barber shop quartet

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

The furies

Michail Glinka

Champagne Polka

When old rockers trash hotel rooms.

Barber of Seville

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Cherub string quartets

Nina Simone

Johann Strauss

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

I love Classics.

Giacomo Meyerbeer.