Appreciates Healthcare Debates T-Shirts

'You have a choice. An ultra-expensive medication that may cure you but has the side-effect of bankruptcy, OR a low-priced medication with a side-effect of a near-death experience.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

An Arm and a Leg.

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

The devolution of the NHS

'The Doctor will see you now...'

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

"You first."

I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...

Be Right There

Obama Clinic and Republican Clinic

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

Repeal...Replace...Repeal...Replace...

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

The Politics of Masochism

"The NHS will honour it's pledge to care for everybody from cradle to grave(ly ill)"

Health Care Games: 'Sorry folks. . . no winners.'