Appreciates Healthcare Debates T-Shirts

'You have a choice. An ultra-expensive medication that may cure you but has the side-effect of bankruptcy, OR a low-priced medication with a side-effect of a near-death experience.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

An Arm and a Leg.

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'The Doctor will see you now...'

The devolution of the NHS

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

"You first."

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

Obama Clinic and Republican Clinic

Repeal...Replace...Repeal...Replace...

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

"The NHS will honour it's pledge to care for everybody from cradle to grave(ly ill)"

Health Care Games: 'Sorry folks. . . no winners.'

'Whatever happened to the healthcare issue?'