Application Artist Pillows

'There are probably hundreds of people out there who could have the job but I think we've got the right person.'

"I must admit, I thought I had seen every type of 'attention grabbing' resume out there, but this..."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Convenience.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

God's Phone

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

What do you think of the application so far?

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

Bureaucratic Position Interview

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

'zzz sleep.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."