Appliance Maintenance Prints

The ice maker is leaking. Nothing can be done about that now. It's water under the fridge. F and E Plumbing.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Man using to much bug spray

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Yardless: Please help

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"The trees are laughing at us."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The household cavalry

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Timber preservation

The world's most unemployable family

Lazy plumber.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

'No it's still not fixed'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

Product Testing Department