Applause Aficionado Prints

Audience thinking 'What a jerk!'

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'

"Bravo!"

Theatre Crowd

"Brava!"

"Money? Why do you want money? Is my applause suddenly longer good enough for you?!"

Bravo!

They hated me.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Presenter Auditions.

Love Birds love just being together

Jack in the Box

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

You just keep giving.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Love Potion

A small heart within a big heart.

Shareholder's Meetings

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

'It's big and it's yellow.'

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$