Applause Aficionado Mugs

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'

"Bravo!"

Theatre Crowd

"Brava!"

"Money? Why do you want money? Is my applause suddenly longer good enough for you?!"

Bravo!

They hated me.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Presenter Auditions.

Jack in the Box

Love Birds love just being together

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

You just keep giving.

Love Potion

A small heart within a big heart.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Shareholder's Meetings

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

'It's big and it's yellow.'

TV repeats.

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"The working title needs work."

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'