Applauding Mugs

"Bravo!"

"Brava!"

They hated me.

Taking a peek at the audience

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Theatre Crowd

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Bravo!

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Shareholder's Meetings

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

Crossing the thin line into show business

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

Applause in a Church

A Real Find

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'

'Why pay big bucks for a DJ or band for our wedding reception, when Erwin here will play his favurite polka hits on his accordian for some beer?'

Armchair

"Money? Why do you want money? Is my applause suddenly longer good enough for you?!"

"This man is a wonderful primary-care husband."

This is applause in your honor in case you couldn't hear it!

"Hey ladies...you're looking super nice... Is that a new outfit? Foxy!"

'It's true that the audience was applauding but that was to keep themselves awake!'

The Accordion Player

"We've got ways of making you stop talking."